幽默英语对话

【英语笑话】 2016-03-20本文已影响人

　　“哪里有人,哪里就有笑声。”从古到今,笑话是人们生活中不可缺少的“调剂品”。笑话使人们在刻板的生活中感到一丝快意和放松，在人们的日常生活中起着重要调剂作用。下面学习啦小编为大家带来幽默英语对话，希望大家喜欢!

　　幽默英语对话1

　　A: You really like my stupid jokes?

　　B: Yes, they just tear me up! You have such a dry sense of humor and you keep such a straight face that it takes minutes for the joke to dawn on me.

　　A: Yes, well such jokes aren’t funny if the wisecracker laughs. My father was a great jokester. It sometimes took hours for me and my brother to get the joke.

　　A: 你真的喜欢我讲的这些愚蠢的笑话吗?

　　B: 是的，它们都快让我肚皮笑破了!你还真能装，板着个脸，我是过了一会儿才领悟你的笑话的。

　　A: 讲俏皮话的人自己先笑了，就没意思了。我爸可会讲笑话了，有的时候我和我哥得花上半天功夫才能明白过来。

　　幽默英语对话2

　　Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking.

　　老师正在讲课，彼得打起瞌睡来了。

　　Teacher: Peter!Tell us, what's the biggest in the world?

　　老师：彼得!你说说，世界上什么最大?

　　Peter: Well, well....eyelids....

　　彼得: 嗯……嗯……眼皮……

　　Teacher: What?Eyelids?

　　老师：什么?眼皮?

　　Peter: Yes, sir. Because as soon as I shut my eyes, the eyelids cover everything of the world.

　　彼得：是的，老师。因为我眼睛一闭，眼皮就把世界上所有的东西都遮住了。

　　幽默英语对话3

　　Mom: Honey, mother needs a perch.

　　亲爱的，妈妈需要一个歇脚的地方。

　　Jack: Mother? We're the same age. Mom, you look so great.

　　妈?我们年纪差不大啊。妈，你看起来真美。

　　Mom: Stop kissing my ass, you little man. I haven't promised to give away my daughter. Just move away and I need a place to give away my sneeze first.

　　不要再拍我马屁了，你这个小个子。我还没答应要把我女儿送出去呢。挪开去，我需要一个地方先把我的喷嚏送出去。

　　Jack: Just a second. Use my special bag. Don't waste your sneeze.

　　等一下。用我这个特制袋。不要浪费了你的喷嚏。

　　Mom: Ahchoo! Sorry. I don't usually make that big noise.

　　阿切!不好意思通常没那么大声的。

　　Jack: That's all right. Can I have the bag please? I want to take it to my lab.

　　没关系。可以把那个袋子给我吗?我想带回实验室。

　　Mom: Are you joking? No. What are you going to do with my sneeze, weirdo? Aren't you that freak Frankensein, are you?

　　你在开玩笑吗?不。你这个怪人，你想对我的喷嚏做什么?你不是那个《科学怪人》吧?

　　Jack: I want to be though. I think his experiments are cool. Easy, mom. This is my job to study sneeze.

　　虽然我想, 我觉得他的试验都很酷. 放松, 妈.研究喷嚏,是我的工作.

　　Mom: Sneeze?