儿童英语幽默搞笑的笑话

　　英语的笑话是我们可以学习有可以笑的，一举两得，下面就给大家分享一下英语笑话，大家快点看看吧

　　搞笑的英语幽默笑话

　　Goldfish 金鱼

　　stan: i won 92 goldfish.

　　斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。

　　fred: where are you going to keep them?

　　弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们?

　　stan: in the bathroom.

　　斯丹：浴室。

　　fred: but what will you do when you want to take a bath?

　　弗雷德：但是你想洗澡时怎么办?

　　stan: blindfold(蒙眼睛) them!

　　斯丹：蒙住它们的眼睛!

　　有趣的英语笑话

　　How do I get the gum out

　　distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. when the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed up to her and said, "i'm meeting my wife right away. how do i get the gum out from my ears?"

　　当空中小姐给乘客们发口香糖的时候，她解释说口香糖有助于他们防止耳鸣。飞机着陆后，一位乘客跑到这位空中小姐面前，说道：“ 我马上就要见到我妻子了。我怎么才能把口香糖从耳朵里面取出来呢?”

　　少儿英语幽默笑话

　　who was the first man? 谁是世界上第一个男人

　　a teacher said to her class:”who was the first man?”

　　一个老师问她的学生：“谁是世界上第一个男人”

　　“george washington,” a little boy shouted promptly.

　　一个小男孩立刻大声说：“乔治.华盛顿。”

　　“how do you make out that george washington was the first man?”asked the teacher，smiling indulgently.

　　老师带着宠溺的笑容问这个男生：“你如何证明乔治华盛顿是世界上第一个男人呢。”

　　“because,” said the little boy, “he was first in war, first in peace, and first in the hearts of his countrymen.”

　　这个男孩子说：“因为，他是第一个挑起战争，第一个主张和平，并且是第一个深得民心的人。”