少儿英语幽默小故事精选

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　　“哪里有人,哪里就有笑声。”从古到今,笑话是人们生活中不可缺少的“调剂品”。笑话使人们在刻板的生活中感到一丝快意和放松，在人们的日常生活中起着重要调剂作用。下面学习啦小编为大家带来少儿英语幽默小故事精选，欢迎大家阅读!

　　少儿英语幽默小故事精选1：

　　It is June. The sun is in the sky, it is immense hot.

　　Josie is bored with school. She prefers to be at the beach with the tide.

　　She cannot sit in her seat. She cannot stop talking.

　　While the teacher writes on the board, Josie gets up and talks to one of her intimate friends. The teacher, Mr. Rolla, hears the noise and says. "Josie, sit down and be quiet." Josie sits down. Mr. Rolla continues with the lessons. Josie gets up and talks to another friend. "Sit down and be quiet. " Says Mr. Rolla. He is very annoyed with her. Josie continues talking.

　　"O.K." Mr. Rolla gets furious. "If you want to talk. Then come to the front of the classroom and be the teacher."

　　"All right, " agrees Josie. She comes to the front of the classroom and says, "Quiet, everyone. I am a new teacher, and I say class dismissed."

　　六月，太阳高挂天空，天气非常炎热。

　　朱丝对上课很厌烦，她更想在海滩观看潮起潮落。

　　她在座位上坐不住，不停地讲话。

　　当老师在黑板上写字时，朱丝站起来和一个朋友说话，瑞拉老师听到了，就说：“朱丝，坐下，安静点。”朱丝坐下来，老师继续讲课，朱丝又站起来和另一个朋友说话。“坐下，安静点。”可是朱丝又站起来说话，他生气了。

　　“如果你想说话，到教师前面来说话吧，你当老师吧。”老师愤怒地说。

　　“好的，”朱丝说。她走到教室前说：“安静点，同学们，我是新老师，现在下课。”

　　少儿英语幽默小故事精选2：

　　Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: I, You and She. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. The teacher said, I, I am your teacher; (then pointing to a girl) She, She is your classmate; You, You are my student.

　　When Peter went home, his father asked him what he had learned at school. Peter said at once, I, I am your teacher; (then pointing to his mother) She, She is your classmate; You, You are my student. His father got angry and said, I, I am your father; (then pointing to his wife) She, She is your mother; You, You are my son.

　　The next morning at school, the teacher asked Peter if he had learned the three words by heart. Yes, he said proudly, I, I am your father; (then pointing to a girl) She, She is your mother; You, You are my son.

　　彼得是个聪明的孩子。在学校的第一天，他学了三个词：我，你，她。老师教他如何用这三个词造句子。老师说：我，我是你的老师;(然后指着一个女孩)她，她是你的同学;你，你是我的学生。

　　彼得回到家里，爸爸问他学了什么。彼得马上说：我，我是你的老师;(然后指着他的妈妈)她，她是你的同学;你，你是我的学生。他的爸爸听了非常生气，说：我，我是你的爸爸;(然后指着他的妻子)她，她是你的妈妈;你，你是我的儿子。

　　第二天，老师问彼得是否用心学那三个词了。是的，彼得自豪地说，我，我是你的爸爸;(然后指着一个女孩)她，她是你的妈妈;你，你是我的儿子。

　　少儿英语幽默小故事精选3：

　　"Tom, what's the matter with your brother?" asked the mother in the kitchen. "He's crying."

　　"Oh, nothing, Mum," replied Tom. "I'm eating my cake. He is crying because I won't give him any."

　　"But has he finished his own cake?"

　　"Yes." said Tom. "And he also cried when I was helping him finish that."

　　"汤姆，你弟弟怎么了?" 妈妈在厨房里问。"他在哭。"

　　"没事儿，妈妈，" 汤姆答道。"我在吃我的蛋糕。他哭是因为我不给他吃。"

　　"他已经吃完自己的了么?"

　　"是的。" "我帮他吃完时，他也哭了。"