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有趣简单英语故事

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  从古到今,笑话是人们生活中不可缺少的“调剂品”。笑话使人们在刻板的生活中感到一丝快意和放松,在人们的日常生活中起着重要调剂作用。下面学习啦小编为大家带来有趣简单英语故事,欢迎大家阅读!

  有趣简单英语故事1

  The mother and son were watching TV " animal world ".

  The son asked: " when the King of Lion become old, king of lion will be driven out from the lions, so, the old lion king lady has become the new lion king 's wife, right? "

  Mother answered: " yes, the lions belong to the new King of Lion! "

  The son said: when Dad become old, we also put him out, mother is my own! "

  和儿子一起看“动物世界”电视节目。

  儿子问:“狮子王老了,就要被新狮子王逐离狮子群了,那么,狮子王的夫人也成了新狮子王的夫人了,对吗?”

  妈妈回答道:“是的,整个狮子群都是新狮子王的啦!”

  儿子说:等爸爸老了,我们也把他赶出去,妈妈就是我一个人的了!”

  有趣简单英语故事2

  For the DogThe family seated in a restaurant had finished their dinner when Father Called over the waiter."My son has left quite a lot of meat on his plate," explained Father, "Could you give me a bag so that I can take it home for the dog?"

  "Gosh, Dad!" exclaimed the excited boy. "Have we got a dog then?"

  一家人在饭馆里吃过晚饭,父亲把服务生叫了过来。

  ”先生,什么事?“服务生问。

  ”我儿子的盘子里剩下许多肉,“父亲说,”能给我们一个袋子吗?我把剩下的东西带回去喂狗。

  “”啊呀,爸爸!“儿子激动地叫喊着。”咱家养狗了吗?“

  有趣简单英语故事3

  Deciding to do some back-yard landscaping, my father-in-law went to the brickyard to buy quantity of brick. When he asked the salesclerk about the cost, the man replied. "The more you buy, the cheaper they are."

  "'is that so?" said my father-in-law." Then just keep loading them on my truck until they're free.

  我岳父打算买些砖来修整一下后院。他到砖厂拉砖,当问到砖价时,售货员回答说:“买得越多,价格越低。”

  “真的吗?”我岳父说,“那么往我的卡车上猛装吧,一直装到免费为止。”

  有趣简单英语故事4

  There was a blonde that was so sick of blonde jokes she died her hair red. The jokes stopped and she felt so good, she took a ride in the country one Saturday afternoon. While on this ride, she noticed a flock of sheep and stopped the car to take&n......。

  一个金发女郎,是那么恶心的黄色笑话她把头发染成红色。笑话停了下来,她觉得很好,她在农村的一个搭车的星期六下午。而在这旅程,她注意到一群羊,停下车来把......。

  以上就是学习啦小编为大家带来的有趣简单英语故事,希望大家喜欢!

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