经典搞笑的英语小笑话大全

　　英语的笑话不同我们中国的笑话让我们哈哈大笑，但是却会让你心情愉悦，小编给大家分享一下英语笑话，仅供参考

　　幽默的英语笑话

　　A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is in their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,'Get the kid.'

　　这里想对将要退休者提一点忠告。如果你只有65岁的话，千万别进退休社区。因为那里人人都七八十岁或者八九十岁了。每当要搬东西，抬东西或者装东西时，他们就叫喊，“让小的干吧。”

　　经典的英语笑话

　　Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?

　　Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight.

　　Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting?

　　Freddie: Me and Jackie Smith.

　　妈妈：弗雷迪，你的脸为什么那么红?

　　弗雷迪：我刚才在大街上跑，为的是阻止一次打架?

　　妈妈：你做的对，谁和谁在打架。

　　弗雷迪：我和杰克·史密斯。

　　简单的英语笑话

　　A distinguished clergyman and the elders from his congregation attended an out-of-town meeting that did not finish until rather late. They decided to have something to eat before goint home, but unfortunately the only spot open was a seedy bar-and-grill with a questionable reputation.

　　After being served, one of the elders asked the clergyman to say grace. 'I'd rather not,', the clergyman said, ' I don't want Him to know I'm here.'

　　一位著名牧师和他教区的几位老人出席城外会议直到天黑才开完会，他们打算在回家前吃点东西。但很不巧只有一家名声不好的下等酒吧烤菜馆开着门。

　　饭后，一位老人要牧师祈祷。“我想我是免了，”牧师说。“我不想让主知道我在这里。”

　　搞笑的英语笑话

　　Tom: William has asked me for a loan of five pounds. Should I be doing right in lending it to him?

　　Jack: Certainly.

　　Tom: And why?

　　Jack: Because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me.

　　汤姆：威廉向我借五英镑。我该不该借给他?

　　杰克：当然应该了。

　　汤姆：为什么?

　　杰克：否则他就该跟我借了。