英文幽默故事带翻译

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　　英文幽默故事带翻译1：

　　George comes from school on the first of September.

　　"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.

　　"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."

　　9月1日，乔治放学回到家里。

　　"乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗?" 妈妈问。

　　"妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。"

　　英文幽默故事带翻译2：

　　Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.

　　The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?

　　Nick's answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

　　在一次物理考试时，当同学们都还在苦思冥想时，尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。

　　这个问题是：为什么在打雷时，我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声?

　　尼克的回答是：因为眼睛在前，耳朵在后。

　　英文幽默故事带翻译3：

　　A man was driving at 130 miles an hour when a policeman overtook him.

　　"Was I driving too fast,officer?"the man asked.

　　"NO,"the policeman answered,"You were flying too slow."

　　一个男人正在以130英里每小时的速度行驶，当一个警察看见他时，

　　他问：“我开的太快了吗?警官。”

　　“不”，警察说，“你飞的太慢了。”

　　英文幽默故事带翻译4：

　　"Daddy, can I learn to play the violin?" young Sarah asked her father. She was always asking for things and her father was not very pleased.

　　"You cost me a lot of money, Sarah," he said. "First you wanted to learn horse riding, then dancing, then swimming. Now it's the violin.

　　"I'll play every day, Daddy." Sarah said. "I'll try very hard.

　　"All right," her father said. "This is what I'll do. I'll pay for you to have lessons for six weeks. At the end of six weeks you must play something for me. If you play well, you can have more lessons. If you play badly, I will stop the lessons."

　　"0. K. Daddy," Sarah said. "That is fair.

　　He soon found a good violin teacher and Sarah began her lessons. The teacher was very expensive, but her father kept his promise.

　　The six weeks passed quickly. The time came for Sarah to play for her father.

　　She went to the living room and said, "I'm ready to play for you, Daddy.

　　"Fine, Sarah," her father said. "Begin.

　　She began to play. She played very badly. She made a terrible noise.

　　Her father had one of his friends with him, and the friend put his hands over his ears.

　　When Sarah finished, her father said, "Well done, Sarah. You can have more lessons."

　　Sarah ran happily out of the room. Her father's friend turned to him. "You've spent a lot of money, but she still plays very badly. he said.

　　"Well, that's true," her father said. "But since she started learning the violin I've been able to buy five apartments in this build very cheaply. In another six weeks I'll own the whole building!"

　　“爸爸,我能学拉小提琴吗?”小莎拉问她的父亲.她总是要东西,因此她爸爸很不高兴.

　　“你花了我很多钱,莎拉,”他说,“开始你想学骑马,然后想学跳舞,然后是游泳.现在又想学拉小提琴.”

　　“我会每天都拉的,爸爸,”莎拉说,“我会认真练的.”

　　“好吧,”她爸爸说.“下面是我要做的：我会为你付六个星期的小提琴课的钱,六个星期后你必须拉首曲子给我听.如果你拉得很好,你可以继续上小提琴课,要是你拉得很差,你就不要再学了.”

　　“行.爸爸,”莎拉说,“这很公平.”

　　他很快就找到了一个好的小提琴老师,莎拉就开始学拉提琴了.尽管学费很高,但她爸爸遵守了诺言.

　　六个星期很快就过去了.该莎拉拉提琴给爸爸听了.

　　她走进起居室说：“我准备好拉提琴给你听了.”

　　“好哇,莎拉,”她爸爸说.“开始吧.”

　　她开始拉了.她拉得很差,发出了可怕的嗓音.她爸爸身旁有位朋友,朋友用手捂着耳朵.

　　莎拉拉完一曲,她父亲说：“拉得好,莎拉.你可以继续学琴了.”

　　莎拉高兴地跑出门去.她父亲的朋友对他说：“你已经花了不少钱了,但她还是拉得很差.”